So I had an eye exam today
- Nurse: *checks my vision test results* ...did you drive here??
- Me: Yeah...
- Nurse: ...wow...
every goddang time i see this i am pissing myself laughing jeepus christ i cant stop look at its face
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
I did a thing because I am way too easily amused.
Enjoy seeing Weepinmander in your nightmares.
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Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:
Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.
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peacocks look like they speak french
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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