So I had an eye exam today

  • Nurse: *checks my vision test results* ...did you drive here??
  • Me: Yeah...
  • Nurse: ...wow...
margaricafridays:

every goddang time i see this i am pissing myself laughing jeepus christ i cant stop look at its face

margaricafridays:

every goddang time i see this i am pissing myself laughing jeepus christ i cant stop look at its face

(via that-awkward-moment-when-i)

snapchatting:

*acoustic cover of your text post*

(via mawsicle)

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

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tumblingteguru:

I did a thing because I am way too easily amused. 
Enjoy seeing Weepinmander in your nightmares.

tumblingteguru:

I did a thing because I am way too easily amused. 

Enjoy seeing Weepinmander in your nightmares.

(via tuggysaurusrex)

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:
Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:


Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

(via pleatedjeans)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

image

(via sleepingatthehelm)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via tuggysaurusrex)

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Ariel Elizabeth.
Stellar boyfriend.
Fandom whore.
Stupid, funny stuff.
Yada, yada, yada...


Whataya want from me?